Every time I'm at an airport I relate more to this Jaden Smith tweet
i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
what in the
This is wild
the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app
Tumblr is just a bunch of weirdos shouting in a field (and occasionally saying deeply meaningful things).
You can just be yourself here, you don't have to worry about prying eyes, you can reveal as much or as little as you like, and your content is self-curated. And it's sorted solely by reverse chronology.
It's perfect BECAUSE it's none of the things modern social media is.
goodreads reviewers aren't human
metamorphosis
literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER
there are no words.
This is her favs list on goodreads btw
Metamorphosis would be better if it was about a witch finding her neighbours missing cat in a small village in the alps.
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now
this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007
this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good
